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Counterpoint: Adam Stocker Sucks




Oh, sure, Adam Stocker is a nice guy and all. Shirt off his back kind of guy for sure. Boiler blew in the middle of the night? Stocker's there. AC on the fritz? Stocker's there... (central air, not wall units, Mello.) That's all well in good in the game of life.



In the game Madden - a far more important game than the game of life - Adam Stocker sucks.


His analytic mind spent countless hours annoying league members for tips and fine points leading up to his first season. He had a plan on how to rebuild while also being competitive. He was going to be good enough at playing the game to be respectable. He smashes the computer offline. We were all fed this bill of goods.


Are two computer losses, an 0-3 record vs humans and a minus 20.7 point differential "respectable"? Is a rudderless tear down of a once-proud franchise "a plan" for a rebuild?


Some would say Stocker's bravado has led him to this. He came in overconfident as has rudely been awaken. Some may vouch for his "character"as a man as a reason to go easy. Here at TDB, we care about wins. And Adam Stocker doesn't deliver those.


It's time to ask the question, when will ownership rightfully put Adam Stocker on the hot seat. Personally, it wouldn't be soon enough.


Also, his laugh is annoying, his Irish accent sucks, and he's loud. Boom, roasted.


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